Monday, March 23, 2009

31-If WW2 was Real Time Strategy Game

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
* Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt : hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt : o this sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt : i dont got anythin to help, sry
Churchill: poo the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt : get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: shut up
Roosevelt : o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do anythin til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the heck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt : im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFL
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt : #%$! thats dumb im gunna kick ur butts
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt : u little… ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: OMG
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army
Hitler[AoE]: thats ridic u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: what u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: what r u doin?!? we had a truce!
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be a meanie
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh no help
Hitler: o man ur doomed
paTTon: oh what now
Roosevelt : whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt : gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: OMG eisenhower hax hes killing all my stuff
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: whats that mean?
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are dumb
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game sucks
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: lameeeee my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt : haha wut a moron
paTTon: what am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: shut up
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: noooooooope lol
paTTon: im dun wit this
Eisenhower: yah this is dumb
* Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: ???
Eisenhower: now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be dumb gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: what is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: this is ridic! Im dun
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: I hate u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: awwww….
*paTTon has left the game.*